White people: terrorists? From the Middle East? All brown people no exceptions.
White people: Jesus Christ? From the Middle East? White. Obviously.

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

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transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

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suits:

i honestly can not deal with people who whine about how horrible tumblr is to white/cis people/heterosexuals/men im sorry but if you think your hurt feelings over a text post equate to the oppression and injustice that minorities have been dealing with their entire lives then.

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

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